1. Above all else, would we be able to discuss how quick the clerks examine staple goods?
How quickly the Aldi staff scan your shopping gives me chronic anxiety. I have to do a pre-Aldi warmup before going to the till.
— Brad (@MrBradPreston) June 15, 2017
How rapidly the Aldi staff check your shopping gives me perpetual tension. I need to do a pre-Aldi warmup before setting off to the till. 113 Replies 2,577 Retweets 13,198 preferences
2. H o n e s t l y.
There's just NO need for how fast they scan your shit at aldi. Stop firing cocktail sausages at me Janice and calm the fuck down
— Kels (@KelsieHodge) August 22, 2017
There’s quite recently NO requirement for how quick they check your poo at aldi. Quit terminating mixed drink wieners at me Janice and quiet the fuck down. 163 Replies 3,600 Retweets 16,399 preferences